well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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