it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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