Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
not ubering you a puppy
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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