who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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