that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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