I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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