Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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