Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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