currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You pole danced in your parka.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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