i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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