Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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