i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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