and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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