Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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