yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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