I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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