.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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