It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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