Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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