no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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