yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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