I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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