The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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