just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Buhtt sex?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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