similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
