no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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