what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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