Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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