Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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