Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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