Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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