is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.