The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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