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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."

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(315): View more from New York

max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.

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(850): View more from Florida

I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.

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