Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?

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that's gum

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat

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(519): View more from Ontario

I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.

(519): View more from Ontario

She did the bend and snap...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts

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(817): View more from Texas

she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.

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(520): View more from Arizona

My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.

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