Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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