love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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