It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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