Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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