Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
