So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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