i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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