saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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