the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
