Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
plz talk dirty to me
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
