This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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