It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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