Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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