Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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