Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
two words: eviction party
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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