at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
3 2 1 whiskey
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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