Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
