I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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