Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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