i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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