I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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