if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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