Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You ruined the universe
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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