We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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