Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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