Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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