my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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