normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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