Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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